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'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?' 'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?' demanded the Irishman indignantly. 'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?' Then, warming to his theme, he went on, 'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' 'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?' The assistant said: 'Well, no.' Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. 'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?' 'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?' 'Well no, I probably wouldn't.' conceded the assistant. So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, 'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?' The assistant replied: 'Because you're in Homebase.